Thursday, 9th July 2020

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Virtual Humour

Virtual Humour

A few virtual laughs and jokes on the Costa del Sol

My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.

A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshalled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson - he brought the house down.

Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you?”
Wife: “Is that what I do?”

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus I hate Russian full of themselves

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.

Two penguins walk into a bar... which is stupid because the second one should have seen it.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.




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