Sunday, 17th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual Humour

Virtual Humour

A few virtual laughs and jokes on the Costa del Sol


Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”
Answer... “They’re Carol’s.”

One evening, in a busy bar, a reindeer walked in the door and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender
mixed and poured the drink and accepted the twenty Euros bill from the reindeer.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in
here.”
The reindeer looked hard at the pityful change and said, “Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices,
I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?” “I did!” sobbed Johnny.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom -- I’ll show you how.”


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