Tuesday, 12th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual Humour

Virtual Humour

A few virtual laughs and jokes on the Costa del Sol

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”

 

A little boy was doing his Geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Daddy, where would I find the Andes?” “Don’t ask me,” said his father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.”

 

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

On wall in ladies room “My husband follows me everywhere...”
Written just below it “I do not”.

Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans make my backside look like the side of the house?”

He says, “No, our house isn’t blue.


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