Thursday, 28th May 2020

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Virtual Humour

Virtual Humour

A few virtual laughs and jokes on the Costa del Sol

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.
“Really?” she said. “Go on then... Try.”
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
“Come on,” she demanded, “What day was I born on?”
“Yesterday?” I replied.


Oye, pues mi hijo en su nuevo trabajo se siente como pez en el agua.
¿Qué hace?

Cariño, dame el bebé.
Espera a que llore.
¿A que llore?. ¿Por qué?
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡Porque no lo encuentro!!!!!!!

Papá, ¿qué se siente tener un hijo tan guapo
No sé hijo, pregúntale a tu abuelo...

Hola ¿te llamas google?
No, ¿por qué?
Porque tienes todo lo que busco, nena.
¿Y tú te llamas yahoorespuestas?
No, ¿por qué?
Porque haces preguntas estúpidas...

Íbamos yo y Nacho.
No hijo, íbamos Nacho y yo.
¿Cómo? ¿entonces yo no iba?

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