Sunday, 16th December 2018
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Just a few giggles on the Costa del Sol in Andalucia

What about some quickies?

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
 
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... 
 
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!! 
 
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were €70!!!  Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web. 
 
I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
 
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
 
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!  Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
 
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.”Bugger that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"  
   
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
   
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get re-incarnated but must come back as a different creature.  She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.
 
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
 
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.


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