He said to me .... . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it..
I said to him .... . . You wear pants dont you?
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why dont women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They dont have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I dont know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said.. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . ..Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.
A not so funny Jokes with a moral:
It can happen overnight, as it did in Revolutionary France. If Britain of 1939 were composed of the current British population, the entirety of Europe would today be doing the Heil Hitler salute and singing the Horst Wessel Song.