Sunday, 17th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Just a few giggles on the Costa del Sol

   

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.

The boss was complaining that he does not get enough respect, so he placed a sign on his door that said “I am the boss!” Later, when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note by the sign saying: “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

A guy makes an emergency call to his vet. “Please come quickly! My dog has swallowed a condom!”
About ten minutes later, he calls back.
“Nevermind! It’s okay now, I found another one!”

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totalling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid.
The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one. “The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can‘t wait that long. ”

A man went to apply for a job and after filling his application he waited anxiously for the outcome.
“We have an opening for you!” said the employer.
“Oh great!” he replied. “What is it?”
“It’s called the door”


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