Thursday, 19th September 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Just a few giggles on the Costa del Sol

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon.
The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know... one to fit a camel?”

I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

What’s the difference between a politician and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks the blood out of people at night.

My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”
I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck.”

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said: “But they are twins.! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”


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