Thursday, 28th May 2020

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Virtual Humour

Just a few giggles on the Costa del Sol

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ˜that guy is heading for a breakdown”.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.

My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

A woman went to the Doctor and said “When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?” The Doctor replied “Well the good news is that your eyesight is fine”.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Patient to his friend: The nurse in this hospital is really wonderful. She touched me and my fever got cured immediately.
Friend: Yeah, I could hear her touch your cheek in the next room.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

An Irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them? .”No”.says the Welshman.. .”they’re both for me”.




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