Thursday, 14th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Just for a laugh on the Costa del Sol

God said to Adam:- “I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?” Adam replied:- “Tell me the good news first.” “I’m going to give you a penis and a brain. You’ll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect.” Adam replied, “Wonderful! But what’s the bad news?” Then God added:- “I’m only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time.”

        

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

I saw my mate outside the Doctor’s today looking really worried. “What’s the matter?” I asked. “I’ve got the big C,” he said.”What, cancer?” “No, dyslexia...”

A man walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely beautiful woman. The first thing he noticed about her though, was her pants. They were skin-tight, high-wasted and had no obvious mechanism (zip, buttons or Velcro) to open them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her. “Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your
pants?” he asks. “Well,” she replied, “You can start by buying me a drink.”

After both suffering from depression for a while, I and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she
killed herself I started to feel a lot better. So I thought…Sod it….soldier on.

The lead actor in the local pantomime, Aladdin, was sexually abused from behind on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him

News just in….There’s female ref for the United v City match. The kick off has been put back an hour so she can park her car.


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