A man approaches a young woman in a supermarket. He says "I cant find my wife; can I talk to you for a few minutes?" The woman says sure but do you have any idea where your wife is? Not a clue he says but whenever I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, she appears out of nowhere!
On holiday in Spain recently I saw a sign that said English Speaking Doctor. I thought What a good idea, why dont we have them in our country?
The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced that he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week all forms will be printed in English only.
A friend of mine recently confessed to be addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it, he reckoned he could stop at any time
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for her anniversary. She said she wanted something waterproof and shiny that went from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I think its a good Korea move
The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out after the Tsunami disaster. They said they
My son has been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were 70 each!!! The hell with this, I thought, I can get it cheaper off the web.