Thursday, 14th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Just for a laugh on the Costa del Sol

 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82! I’m sooooo happy, because I live at 74 ..... so it’s not far to walk home afterwards.

What’s The Most Popular Word That Begins With ‘F’ & Ends With ‘K’?
It’s FACEBOOK! The word you thought is the 2nd most popular

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”
“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.
“What’s so funny about that?” “I’m a gynaecologist.”

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “€10 for 3 minutes” replied the pilot. “That’s too much.” said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound then the ride will be free. But if you make a sound you’ll have to pay €10.”
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed the pilot said to the farmer,
“I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.”
“Maybe so,” said the farmer, “but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.”

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.


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