I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 82! Im sooooo happy, because I live at 74 ..... so its not far to walk home afterwards.
Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F & Ends With K?
Its FACEBOOK! The word you thought is the 2nd most popular
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: Why are you laughing?
I was thinking about my own funeral the man replied.
Whats so funny about that? Im a gynaecologist.
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. 10 for 3 minutes replied the pilot. Thats too much. said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, Ill make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound then the ride will be free. But if you make a sound youll have to pay 10.
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed the pilot said to the farmer,
I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.
Maybe so, said the farmer, but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.