At the front, the pages were full of hope, aspirations, personal appearance, fashion, etc. In the middle, fitness and diets, weight watching and beauty products in general.
Just a few pages on, the theme changed to all kinds of surgery and towards the end, insurance and finance, stair lifts, funeral plans and parlours. There was also, more at the front, a section on all kinds of gadgets to please oneself, if you know what I mean; not that I agree with that part, its hardly coffee table material unless your fantasy is to be on the coffee table. Should that section not have been more suitably placed between plastic surgery and funeral plans? Sort of when all else fails or youre old and lonely?
Other publications had sell your gold before invest your money adverts. Surely, if you invested your money early enough you would not have to sell your gold. Mind you, the way the banks have performed in the last few years, may be you would still have to sell your gold any way after investing. Hey ho! That is:
Where should the keep fit section be? Before or after the eat out section? When stressed you might lose weight anyway; after investing and having to sell out your gold you may not need or be able to eat. Otherwise, its:
Mind you, you could plan the life cycle the another way:
Then you may be able to start your cycle again:
So you see life is what you make of it, whichever way you cycle we all end up the same, from page one to the last. Its ironic really 2 pages Birth and Death.
Till then keep pedalling because, whichever is the way, we all end up in the same place.