Wednesday, 15th July 2020

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Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Virtual humour on the Costa del Sol

Just for a laugh in Marbella

When I got home last night my wife demanded that I ‘take her somewhere expensive’ ... I took her to a petrol station ...

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks  like this... ‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’ She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, “Hi,  I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”

I’m going to watch my wedding video later ‘backwards’. I love the end bit when she takes the ring off,  goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

The egg and the chicken are lying in bed. The chicken is lying back with a smug look on its face while the egg has a look of annoyance on its face. “Well then,” the egg grumbles, “I guess we now know the answer to which one of us comes first.”


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