Thursday, 14th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual Humour on the Costa del Sol

Virtual Humour on the Costa del Sol

Just a few giggles

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to say, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!

The Dean at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”
A little boy walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting annoyed with the noisy boy, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." The boy goes on quoting several more animal examples until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the boy, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The boy smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!”

After a long night of making love, the young man rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the young man began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!”


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