Wednesday, 20th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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Virtual Humour

Just a few giggles on the Costa del Sol

   

A man goes hiking. He gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest in he sees a shining light at the end of the tunnel its a magic lamp he rubs it and a genie pops out.
The genie says, “I will give you three wishes but there’s a catch, everything you wish for your wife gets double.” So the man says okay.
First he wishes for a convertible, the genie says, “OK your wife gets double.”
Then he wishes for a million dollars, the genie says, “OK your wife gets double.”
Then his last wish is, “Beat me half to death.”

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Ddelighted, she opened it to find a book entitled, “The meaning of dreams”.

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made...”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

I went to the Video Shop last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever the bloke at the counter said, “NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!”

A man in a pub asks for a beer.
The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one Euro.”
“One Euro?” exclaims the man. Rreading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?”
“Certainly,” says the barman, “that’ll be two Euros.”
“Two Euros?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The barman says, “Upstairs, with my wife”.
The man says, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The barman says,“The same thing I’m doing to his business.”


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