Is it just me that has noticed? Are we now into 2 generations of stupid people? That is the kids of today and their parents? I think so!
On one of my rare days off, I happened to switch the television on and I chanced upon show after show of sad losers. You know the ones! Normally two old sl - - s fighting over an incoherent manky toothed, spotted face, drug taking excuse of a man. Apparently he has impregnated one old dog while in a relationship with another old dog. Or did he?
Bring on the lie detector! I assume after hours of questioning, and thats just to get his name right, he will or will not be proven to be the father (Poor child!). It is at this point that he will normally say If the kid is mine, I want to step up to the mark. Step up to the mark? He could not even step on moving stairs up to the next floor!
Why does Mother Nature give these zombies a bigger sperm count than brain cells? Something has gone wrong here!
If it is proven that the poor mite is his, he will state that he wants to look after it. After it? Most of them cant even pull up their trousers! What he really means is that he would like to move in with the mother as they would both like the taxpayers to look after them.
And whats the point of the program Loose Women? A group of old has-beens, pretending to be hip, sexy and interesting. Go home ladies please, and clean the oven or do something useful!
If you are still loose at your age, its for a reason, unless you mean medically and that just comes with age, my loves.
I now see that a new program is coming soon, Dancing on Wheels. Its like dancing on ice but for people on wheelchairs. Surely that should be hand jiving on wheels, dancing normally involves arms and legs, unless you are Heather Mills. I never noticed her twisting again like last summer.
Kill it! Cook it! Eat it! Thats not new! Isnt that what man did after advertising on the net a couple of years back or Denis Wilson or even Hannibal Lecter?
What about those agony aunts who pop up on various daytime programs? These women are normally so lonely they take on other peoples problems. Should one assume they have no family or friends of their own? How Sad!
Just a quick mention of c- -p in the attic. Just because its old it doesnt mean its valuable. Look at Peter Strringfellow and Bruce Fosyth, for example.
Egg Heads? More like kb heads! Yes you know whom I talking about. P.J. I bet you were well bullied at school!
On my next day off I think I shall stick to a good book!
Till next time, its goodbye from me!