Thursday, 14th November 2019
FUN, HUMOUR & FORTUNE TELLING Article
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This Month's Magazine
Virtual Humour

Virtual Humour

Just a few giggles

Who said?

Schizophrenia beats
being alone!

Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all
my friends be fat!

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Woman in a store buys milk and bread.
The man at counter says “I bet your’e single!”
Woman: “Yes! You knew it because of what I bought?”
Man: “No, because your’e just ugly”.

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies “No, not until you cut your hair!”. The boy replies “But father...Jesus had long hair!” to which his father says, “Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.”

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wwow!,” said her father, “That was short! You normally talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number!” replied the girl.

 


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