Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think its important.
A French fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender Hey , could I get a beer please?
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says No, we dont serve food here
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Monica Lewinsky turns 31. Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they...
THEY REALLY EXIST: