These are real items and are available mail order
Do you fancy fondling a pair of pert breasts in the shower? Shower Breasts are a saucy soap/shower gel dispenser. The tactile lifelike breasts attach to the shower with rubber suckers and the soap is dispensed by gently squeezing the bosom. Dont forget to revert back to more conventional soap dispensers if your mother is coming to stay!
GENTLEMANS PERSONAL SCRATCHER:
For when you get an itch in that most awkward of spots; Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate, female hand. The personal scratcher comes in a silk lined presentation box, which colleagues will assume holds a fancy pen or letter opener.
Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.
THE POTTY PUTTER
What can we say about this one? Invaluable for the golf enthusiast; The Potty Putter is a true innovation in toilet entertainment and the perfect gift for the golf (or toilet) enthusiast in your life! Get one today!
Possibly the most original gift your man will ever receive. A tiny drum kit for the finger tips! If you're a drummer or percussionist who gets his or her best inspiration when you're nowhere near a drum kit, this is the perfect solution.
101 THINGS TO DO IN A SHED
So youve been sent to the shed again! It may well be your little haven, but why do you never know what to do when you get there? 101 Things to do in a shed, is jam-packed with great ideas from making models, wooden toys, useful knick-knacks, experiments with optical illusions, static electricity, vibrating glasses and even designing and making stylish toothbrush holders...there really is something for everyone in '101 things to do in a shed". Bright and ingenious ideas have been beautifully illustrated to keep men entertained for hours with good old fashioned line drawings and instructions.
THE BEST OF THE REST
James Bond coasters, no self respecting chap should be without a set
Self breathalyzer pen, dont take any chances before you drive
Jimll fix it soap on a rope, hows about that then?
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