Friday, 29th May 2020

This Month's Magazine
Virtual Humour & Quiz

Virtual Humour & Quiz

Just a few giggles. Don't miss out on the Quiz, you could win a nice meal for two.


Caring guy
A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course, one of the men is about to chip onto the green, when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen, you are really a caring guy”
The first guy replies, “Well we were married 35 years”

Something for the ex
A woman was in a cave looking for treasure and found an old lamp, she rubbed it and a Genie appeared.
The Genie says, “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-husband will get double what you wish for”
The woman agrees and says, “I wish I had a mansion” the Genie grants her wish, but her ex-husband gets two mansions.
Then she wishes for a million pounds, but again her ex-husband gets two million.
Lastly the woman says to the Genie “scare me half to death”

My business
A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a bar, “do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he says to her.
“I don’t know” replies the woman, “it depends how personal it is”
“OK” he says, “how many men have you slept with?”
“I’m not going to answer that, it’s my business!”
“Sorry” says the guy, “I didn’t know you made a living out of it!”


THE QUIZ - Who am I?

Name this person and WIN a meal for 2 (Value €50) at Restaurante El Barlovento, now moved to Hotel Las Camelias, in Torreguadiaro, at entrance to Puerto Sotogrande. Fax: 952 893 146 or e-mail by 5th January. The first correct answer to be drawn will be the winner.

I was born in Portsmouth on the 9th of April 1806 and educated at Hove near Brighton and in Paris. My first job was helping my father on the building of the Thames tunnel.
In 1831 I was appointed chief engineer at the Bristol docks; among many great achievements, I built ships, designed bridges, railway stations and tunnels.
I am buried at Kensal Green cemetery, but many of my great works still survive to this day.

Who am I?

LAST MONTH’S WINNER WAS: Helen Miles from Sotogrande - Answer: Bill Gates

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