Thursday, 4th June 2020

This Month's Magazine
Virtual Humour & Quiz

Virtual Humour & Quiz

Just a few giggles. Don't miss out on the Quiz, you could win a nice meal for two.

A man was sitting reading his newspaper, when his wife comes up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for!?” he asks
“That was for the piece of paper in your pocket, with Mary Ellen written on it” she replies. “Don’t be silly, at the races last week Mary Ellen was the name of a horse”
His wife is satisfied and apologises.
Three days later she does the same thing “what was that for!?” he asks “your horse just phoned!”

Three men were talking about how subservient they had managed to make their wife’s and bragging about all the things they could get them to do.
One of the men boasts, that he has his wife so tamed he had got her to crawl on her hands and knees.
The other two men were so impressed they asked him how he had managed to achieve it “well” he says “I was hiding under the bed and she crawled towards me saying come out and fight like a man!”

A man was too drunk to drive, so he wisely left his car and was walking unsteadily home, when he was stopped by the police.
“What are you doing out at 3am sir?” asked the officer
“Going to a lecture” replies the man.
 “And who would give a lecture at this hour?” says the policeman
“My wife!” he replies.

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a really bad golfer flailing away
“Quick!” says one of the ants, “get on the ball before he kills us!”


THE QUIZ - Who am I?

Name this person and WIN a meal for 2 (Value €50) at Restaurante El Barlovento, now moved to Hotel Las Camelias, in Torreguadiaro, at entrance to Puerto Sotogrande. Fax: 952 893 146 or e-mail by 4th December. The first correct answer to be drawn will be the winner.

I was born on the 28th October 1955 and grew up in Seattle, my father was an attorney and my mother as well as being a teacher was chairwoman of United way international.
I began programming computers at the age of 13 and in 1973 entered Harvard University where I developed a version of programming language BASIC for the first micro computer.

LAST MONTH’S WINNER WAS: Mrs D. Poulton from Manilva - (answer: Oscar Wilde)

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