Monday, 15th October 2018
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Virtual Humour and Quiz

Virtual Humour and Quiz

Just a few giggles. Don't miss out on the Quiz, you could win a nice meal for two.

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour?” The hubby replied: “Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.”

If Kids in the back seat cause accidents then accidents in the back seat cause kids.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman:
“Where’s the self-help section?
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

A man walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice: “13.......13.......13.........13”, so he looked over and saw a hole in the wall of the hospital, he looks through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned: ‘14.........14.........14.......14.’

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?”  - “It’s called the door!”

Two women, dog owners, are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First woman: “My dog is so smart, that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then takes the newspaper and brings it to me.”
Second woman: “I know...” First woman: “How?” Second woman: “My dog told me.”


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THE QUIZ - Who am I?

Name this person and WIN a meal for 2 (Value €50) at Restaurante El Barlovento, now moved to Hotel Las Camelias, in Torreguadiaro, at entrance to Puerto Sotogrande. Fax: 952 893 146 or e-mail editor.costadel sol@webexpressguide.com by 5th September. The first correct answer to be drawn will be the winner.

I was born in Bologna, Italy on the 25th April 1874. I am the second son of an Italian gentleman married to Annie Jamieson my mother, daughter of Andrew Jamieson of Daphne Castle in Co. Wexford. Ireland. I was educated in Bologna, Florence and Leghorn.
I made a significant invention in wireless communication which I registered under the well known Patent No 7777. Who am I?
(both name & surname must be provided).


LAST MONTH’S WINNER WAS: Sheila Wohlmuth from Elviria (Marbella) - (Answer: Charles Darwin)



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