Saturday, 20th July 2019
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This Month's Magazine

Virtual Humour & Quiz

Just a few giggles. Don't miss on the Quiz, you could win a nice meal for two.

Black Eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.”
“Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asked.
“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

Farm Date
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ‘’I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?’’
“No,” the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ‘’I’m Joe, I’m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?’’
“No.”
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ‘’Hello, my name is Chuck.’’
The farmer shot Chuck.

Fairy Tale
“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? “
“No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”

Good And Great Friends
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying,”Damn, that was fun!”


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THE QUIZ - Who am I?

Name this person and WIN a meal for 2 (Value €50) at Restaurante El Barlovento, now moved to Hotel las Camelias, in Torreguadiaro, at entrance to Puerto Sotogrande. Fax: 952 893 146 or e-mail editor@webexpressguide.com by 4th June. The first correct answer to be drawn will be the winner.

I was know for being a great social reformer of the 19th century, inspiring changes in the treatment of lunatics, took part in the campaign against slavery and I was largely responsible for introducing the Factory Act that forbid women and children to work underground in the mines, and limited their working hours. I became an Earl. I passed away in 1885 after having a long life of some 84 years.
Who Am I?

Last month’s winner was:  John Wolstenholme from Mijas Costa - (ANSWER: Jan Smuts)



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