Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
Because otherwise theyd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
The bank returned a cheque to me this morning, stamped: insufficient funds. Is it them or me?
A man went to his bank manager and said: Id like to start a small business. How do I go about it? Simple, said the bank manager. Buy a big one and wait.
Whats the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.