Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Question: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?
Answer: They all get the house!
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, Im sorry to bother you, but I couldnt help but notice that your dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie.
He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Dont you find it strange? Yes, she replied, I found it very strange. hated the book!
What do a cop and a dog have in common?
They both look at you as if they understand what youre saying.
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100. The lawyer stood up and said Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if youd allow him a few minutes in the crowd.
YES IT IS TRUE!