YES IT's TRUE
Groucho Marx was a master at delivering one-liners.
Below are just some of my favourite quotes.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing...if you can fake that, you've got it made.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.