Wednesday, 26th June 2019
SPORTS & LEISURE Article
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Wenger sees Becks appeal
Arsene Wenger has admitted he would enter the race for David Beckham if the England captain decided to quit Real Madrid.
Beckham has been the subject of widespread media attention in recent weeks, with talk of unrest in his private life leading to suggestions that he will return to England in the summer.
City in musampa talks
Stuart Pearce is keen to keep Kiki Musampa at Manchester City on a permanent basis. Musampa has impressed at Eastlands since joining the club on loan from Atletico Madrid during January’s transfer window.
Flintoff eyeing Bangladesh series
Andrew Flintoff is hoping to return to England duty ahead of schedule and play in the Test series against Bangladesh.
The all-rounder is on the comeback trail after undergoing ankle surgery and has been playing as a batsman only for Lancashire.
Toney proves too strong for Ruiz
James Toney claimed a historic win over John Ruiz to seize the WBA heavyweight title at Madison Square Garden. Judges awarded the 12-rounder to the American by unanimous points decision, 116-111, 116-111 and 115-112.
Harlequins seek quick solutions
Harlequins are hoping to strike quick deals with some of their players as they prepare for rugby’s second tier. Defeat to Sale relegated the club from the Zurich Premiership and stars like Will Greenwood,
Tony Diprose, Ugo Monye and Andre Vos are expected to leave.
Another title for Henin-Hardenne
Former world number one Justine Henin-Hardenne won her second title in a row with victory over Svetlana Kuznetsova at the Warsaw Open.
The Belgian, who won the Family Circle Cup in Charleston a fortnight ago, triumphed 3-6 6-2 7-5 to extend her winning run on clay to 11 matches.


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And now for the golf story…

Four gentlemen go out to play golf one sunny morning.

One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

“My son,” says one ‘Has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He started as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and building firm. He’s so successful that in the course of last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new house as a gift.”

The second man, not to be outdone, describes how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a national dealership. “He’s so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large share portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the first tee box, another tells him what they have been discussing and asks what line his son is in.

“To tell the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son has turned out”, he replies. “For fifteen years, he’s been a hairdresser, and I’ve recently discovered he’s a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be very good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars and a big pile of shares certificates.”



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